1
What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
The Elf-abet!
2
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
3
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose!
5
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsilitis!
4
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
6
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
7
What carol is heard in the desert?
'O camel ye faithful!'
8
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Horn-aments!
9
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles!
10
How does Christmas Day end?
With the letter Y!
11
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
12
What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
Santa Clues!
13
What's a child's favourite king at Christmas?
A stoc-king!
14
Who's Rudolph's favourite pop star?
Beyon-sleigh!
15
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells!
16
Who do Santa's helpers call when they're ill?
The National Elf Service!
17
What is white and minty?
A polo bear!
18
Who is a Christmas tree's favorite singer?
Spruce Springsteen!
19
What is Santa's primary language?
North Polish.
20
What do reindeer say before they tell a joke?
This one will sleigh you!
21
How do you lift a frozen car?
With a Jack Frost!
22
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
Rude-olph!
23
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
24
What do sheep say at Christmas?
A Merry Christmas to Ewe!
